Desperately seeking anyone who can cover non-Tiger events
The hype factory opens early this year as the Mercedes Championships kicks off the golf season in the traditional winners only event. 2004 was a tremendous year on the PGA Tour – a career year from Vijay (9 wins including a major, $10+ M), great performances by golf’s big names (Mickelson’s first major, Els with a legitimate shot to win all 4 majors, Goosen wins his second US Open and the Tour Championship), and the emergence of new faces (Todd Hamilton wins the British, Adam Scott wins twice, including the Players Championship). So what else would ESPN lead with for the first tourney of ’05 other than “he’s back.” The trivia answer to how little Tiger can do and still be the lead story is (1) win an Asian tour event and (2) win the Target (right, the 16-man silly season end of year event). Never one to let the facts ruin some good hype, here were some beauties from the ESPN crew:
1) Throw Vijay under the bus and bring him back to the pack. Amazingly, after Vijay’s tremendous 2004, including wins in 6 of his last 9 events (including the PGA), the media can’t wait to promote the 2005 season as a 2-person race (Tiger and Vijay – oh, please) or a 4-person race (Mickelson, Els, Vijay, and Tiger – oh, please again, and let’s ignore Goosen, who now has 2 US Opens and won the Tour Championship last year by passing Tiger with a Sunday 64). Vijay didn’t have the year Tiger had in 2000 (as Vijay candidly admits), but at least recognize that Vijay now sets the standard everyone is trying to meet on a weekly basis. His win in the Sony last week only helps to confirm that, as he overcame a Sunday 62 by Els with a 65 of his own to win by 1. Even Ernie said as much when he said “I didn’t think 10-under would do it – he (Vijay) did what he had to do.” What Vijay had to do was birdie 18 with a picture-perfect 300-yard drive to set up a birdie on the closing par 5. It didn’t surprise a lot of people that he delivered under the gun – it won’t surprise a lot more if he’s holding a lot of trophies in 2004.
2) Worst graphic of the year (round 1) has to be the “Tiger’s performances since his wedding” graphic. This graphic is intended to convince everyone watching that Tiger is back and everyone should get excited about the 2005 season because he is back. It fails miserably for two reasons. First, the events mentioned (Tiger’s finish in parentheses) – Tour Championship (2), Dunlop Phoenix (1), Skins game (2), and Target World Challenge (1) – include 3 limited field events and only one PGA Tour event. The Skins game is the worst offender – a silly season match play event with 4 participants. The Target World Challenge is only slightly better because of it’s 16-person limited-field event (at least they have to count all their shots, unlike the Skins) – it’s hard to claim beating 15 other players compares with the real pressure of beating a full field with a 2-day cut. The Tour Championship is another limited field event (top 30 PGA Tour money winners). While Tiger’s 2nd place finish is noteworthy (his best stroke play finish all season), Goosen came from behind on Sunday to win it while Tiger struggled with distance control, spin control, and putting most of Sunday. The Dunlop Phoenix is a non-tour event that Tiger won with 4 rounds in the 60s – that would indicate that his game has some signs of life. All this graphic tells me is (1) Tiger is a big draw (Skins game); (2) Tiger hosts a tournament he can play in (Target); and (3) Tiger was a top 30 money winner (Tour Championship).
3) Worst graphic of the year (round 2) To prove that the crew was working extra hard to try and put some perspective around 2004 as we head into 2005, a graphic on Vijay v Tiger in head-to-head tournaments was used less than an hour later. From this we learned that they were in the same field 18 times – Vijay lead in victories (3-1), Tiger lead in Top 10s (13-6), better finish (11-7), and under-par (-113 to -78). With the talent pool worldwide, particularly on the PGA Tour on a weekly basis, could there be a less relevant stat than head-to-head for any two golfers? This completely overlooks the many tournaments Vijay won (6 Tiger chose not to play in) and attempts to suggest that Tiger actually out-played Vijay in the events they both played. In short, the graphic covered 4 tournament wins between the two of them without providing any context around the growing depth of field on tour weekly and some of the key stats that Vijay has excelled at to reach and establish a 2.5+ point world ranking lead (birdie % on par 5s, driving distance, chip-ins). Vijay in 2004 accomplished what Tiger did in 2000 – he hit it longer and straighter more often than almost anyone off the tee, hit his approach shots closer, and made his share of putts under pressure – and the stat geeks can back all of it up with reams of analysis, but ESPN’s afraid to even try and bundle it up for consumers. Pity – it’s a good story to tell if they ever want to tell it.
4) Only Tiger makes swing changes. Yes, ESPN can analyze swing changes, but only Tiger’s. They’ll even hire swing guru Hank Haney to discuss them ad nauseum. Never is there a sequence of Vijay from 2002 to 2004 to talk about the improvements in his swing that have allowed him to hit it longer, straighter, and closer more often than anyone and contend almost every week. Andy North tries to defend the practice of “over-analysis” on Tiger’s swing with some diatribe on “we only show you Tiger’s swing changes because he’s the best in the world” – hey, Andy, the last time you can say that with a hint of a straight face is 2003 – thou doth protest too much. Vijay’s not going to hold a gun to your head and demand coverage, but he will keep playing in the last few groups of 20+ tournaments this year, so it might be worth getting to know his caddy (the new one or the old one), his workout instructor (who’s allowed a 40-year old golfer to find and remain at the top of his game well past his “prime”), or anyone else with some insight into what makes him tick. Unlike David Duval, the last # 1 before Tiger, it’s unlikely Vijay takes a walk-about and loses his game any time soon. He enjoys the challenge of being # 1 and winning golf tournaments.
5) Worst graphic of the year (round 3). To prove that it’s all Tiger, all the time on ESPN, we then got a comparison of Tiger’s ’98 and ’04 seasons. Eerily similar in events (20 v 19), wins (1), top 5s (3 v 9), top 10s (13), money rank (4) and scoring average (69.21 – 69.04). The suggestion is that Tiger is ready for a breakout year in 2005. This of course conveniently ignores the fact that everyone has now seen Tiger raise the bar in 2000, and Vijay raise the bar in 2004, and there are now a ton of guys (that depth mentioned above) who hit it 9 miles, stick iron shots close, can get up and down from anywhere, and make pressure putts. Every time Ben Curtis, Todd Hamilton, Rich Beem, Shaun Micheel, and Chad Campbell win a big tournament, it’s one more reason for the next guy to think “I can do that too.” The ’98 v ’04 graphic completely ignores the field’s ability the past couple of years to raise their game – there’s more quality players than ever before, they fear nobody, and they welcome the chance to go head-to-head with anyone on Sunday for a shot at a title.
6) Worst stat of the year (round 1) – driving distance. When showing ShotLink coverage of the 17th hole, the ESPN crew seemed fascinated by the length Tiger hit his drive (377 v 322 average). The forgotten fact in this graphic is that most of the players are hitting 3-wood to keep from running out of fairway. In Tiger’s case, his 377-yard drive put him in the heavy stuff, forcing him to take a drop and make bogey. In short, useless stat and a poor club pull all hidden by a clever graphic - the only thing that can be more misleading than a statistic is when they convert it into a graphic (like a British accent, it just lends credibility to whatever it tries to say).